How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters?

NME (enemy).

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What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast

Why do hippies wear patchouli?

So blind people can hate them, too.

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How do you spell "candy" with only 2 letters?

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What do you call a cantaloupe who can't elope?

A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different...

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What do the English use to blow up their enemies?

Tea N' Tea.

Where's Jim?

He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies

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Why do people leave letters at the football ground ?

They want to catch the last goal-post !

How many trans women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but first they have to sit in the dark for a year and then get letters from two electricians giving them permission.