How do you split $6 between 5 mexicans?

You cut *Juan* out.

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What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

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What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples

How do you drowned a hipster?

Throw them in the mainstream. Edit: spelling because I'm 5

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Where did Czechslovakia split up?

At the Czech-out line.

Why did the programmer's girlfriend move back home so quickly?

She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.

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What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.

What do Mexican jokes have in common with black jokes?

Once you know Juan, you know Jamal