How do you tell if a lesbian installed your flooring?

It's all tongue and groove.

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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

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What do you call a Muslim Girl dating an Agnostic Guy?

For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name..

How do you tell if you've lost an argument on Facebook?

Well first you're are in an argument on Facebook.

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What are they planning on calling the next die hard movie in which the main villain is a lesbian terrorist?

DYKE HARD

What do you call a lesbian that you can't understand?

A mad lib...

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why does she keep cleaning the floors?

Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.

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How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!

Why aren't there any nails in a lesbian's floor?

A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.

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How do you tell if a lesbian installed your flooring?

It's all tongue and groove.

What did they say about Baghdad after they installed too many garbage cans?

It was Bin Laden