How does a baboon make phone calls?

He just monkeys around on the line!

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How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Monkeys screw in trees.

What do you call a monkey in a suit?

Over-dressed!

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Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

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Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

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What type of plant can you use to make phone calls?

A telefern

How does a football player make phone calls?

On a touch-down phone.