How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty"

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Why did the snowman leave his wife?

Because she got plowed by another man.

What do you want your husbands gravestone to say?

Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."

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What do you call a woman made out of beef?

Patty

How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty"

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Who is always your friend at school?

Your princi-pal.

What do you call a pirate with no friends?

Ginger Beard

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Why haven't you introduced me to your followers yet?

Are you ashamed of me

How to cure affluenza?

Introduce him to Warhammer.

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What is it that you do?

He: "I'm a butcher."

Who does the butcher look forward to seeing after a tough day at work?

His loving knife.