How does a French skeleton say hello?

Bone-jour.

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How do you stop a French tank?

A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it!

Why are French guns the best to buy?

They've never been fired, and only dropped once.

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How do French poodles greet each other?

A: Bone-jour.

How does a French skeleton say hello?

Bone-jour.