What do you call a cab driver who lost his brakes?

A screwdriver

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Why did the banker dump his girlfriend?

He lost interest.

Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

A: Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

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What do a cab driver and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them ...the more english you get out.

Why was the cab driver contemplating his life?

Because he had nothing to chauffeur.

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What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

How do make a car top?

Tep on the brake 'tupid.

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What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

What driver doesn't have a license?

A screwdriver