Cab Driver Jokes
Why did the cab driver get a divorce?
Because he had a fare.
What does a cab driver have in common with a pool cue ball?
The harder you hit them, the more english you get out.
What did the cab driver say when the black man got into his cab?
Where to sir?
Whats a cab drivers favorite song?
Livin' on a fare!
Why was the cab driver contemplating his life?
Because he had nothing to chauffeur.
What do you call a cab driver who lost his brakes?
What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers?
F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver
What do a cab driver and a cue ball have in common?
The harder you hit them ...the more english you get out.
Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?
Because he was Uber busy.