Because he had nothing to chauffeur.
Kindle
A screwdriver
Because he was Uber busy.
Where to sir?
F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver
Livin' on a fare!
Because he had a fare.
The harder you hit them, the more english you get out.
The harder you hit them ...the more english you get out.
Sir
Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?
Five after one.
By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it. A long list of viola jokes:
Only one shows an interest in the balls.
One less drunk person.
Sorry.
Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."
Oh well that's just uber, isn't it
He has thrust issues.
A CABBAGE!
A cab.