Daddy.
Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.
Because they never dig up daddies.
A screwdriver
He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.
He had so much wax in his ears that he became a permanent contributor to Madame Tussaud's.
He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.
Thanks I needed that.
