He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.
He got shot down.
They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.
Put a sock in it.
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Joseph: Because of a sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late Joseph: The sign said "School Ahead Go Slow!"
He had no guts!
Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....
He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...
Because it was stationary.
Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.
They haven't shown a fox in months. (Craig Ferguson)
Sep-timber
He was caught poaching.
They couldn't fined him.
A: His ghoul friend.
Bolt upright.
One with a cemetery plot.
HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.
None. Once they shut up, no-one has any reason left to oppress them :)
