Because it was stationary.
The coming of the lord
The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."
cause their cars are always Stalin
You have an ax-i-dent (accident).
Two - One to put it most of the way in, and one to give it an interesting twist at the end.
It's a piece of cake.
He felt pain.
A book has papers.
Wrapping paper.
It was speeding in a high shear zone
Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.
