What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

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Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.

How can you tell when a politician is lying?

When their lips move

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Who's there ! Ankansas ! Ankansas who ?

Ankansas though any piece of wood !

What piece of furniture can you always trust?

A Reputable.

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Why do Brides wear white?

To match the rest of the household appliances.

Why were the police at the day care?

Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.

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How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

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Why is Dr. Frankenstein never lonely?

He's good at making friends.

How do you make a living?

FRANKENSTEIN: make a living what

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What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

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What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?

A: "I didn't wake up this morning..."