How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep?

She reads them pig tales.

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Why cant a Mexican man sleep with three women at once?

Fear of over dos

Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?

Because he sleeps on a waterbed !

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What do New York McDonald's employees and people who read Ulysses have in common?

Liberal Arts Degrees.

How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)

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Why didn't the piglets listen to the teacher pig?

Because he was an old boar.

Why was Piglet in the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh.

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What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra."

How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep?

She reads them pig tales.