How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

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Why did the nun swear when she got her new outfit?

It was a bad habit.

What's a nuns favorite day of the week?

Sununday.

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How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

What is a Catholic's favorite weapon?

Nun-chucks.

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Why does the Catholic Church have so much money?

Because Jesus saves.

What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.

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Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

Why do you give children who swallowed poison some milk?

To make them happy before they die.