How does a religious extremist convert an atheist into a holy man?

They use a machine gun.

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Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

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What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian?

An argument

How can you tell someone's an atheist?

You can't. They'll always tell you first.

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What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

How does a religious extremist convert an atheist into a holy man?

They use a machine gun.

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Why do Canadians love Syrian Refugees?

more moslem guys who can convert canadian girls to islam. What a deal!

What's the fastest way to go from 300 pounds to 140?

Convert to kilograms.

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Where do holy men sleep?

Monk beds.

What do you call a holy man who works at McDonald's?

A Friar