How does french cheese expire?

From age

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What's the difference between a French kiss and an Australian kiss?

They are basically the same except you do an Australian kiss down under.

What do the French call artificial feet for cats?

Faux Paws

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What gets better with age?

Necrophilia

How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

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How does french cheese expire?

From age

What do you call old, expired Neosporin?

Paleosporin