How does Frodo make his own food?

Through Frodosynthesis

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How does Frodo make his own food?

Through Frodosynthesis

Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

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Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food?

He only sold left wings.

What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work.