Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.
Paperback
Through Frodosynthesis
Force of Hobbit.
He was afraid the ring would give him away.
edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT
Colin.
An Or-phone.
The designated driver.
He got too attached to his work.
There goes my Hero.
A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.
He was looking for a webpage!
Cell phones.
He had a fear of commitment
A cantelope
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
Cell shading.
A BOring
It's your dad.