How does Rudy Giuliani count to 10?

He doesn't he skips 1-8 and says 9-11 ten times.

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How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

What's the similarity between a flat chested woman and a stone?

You skip them both.

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How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

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Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9. I'll see myself out.

Why did 10 die?

Because it was in the middle of 9 11

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What kind of ant can count?

An account*ant*.

How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

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How tall are the twin towers?

9" 11

How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.