How flexible are you?

He asked. I can't do Tuesdays. -Tommy Cooper

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What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.

How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

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Why Don't You Lick Me Like That?

Because Yogurt Tastes Better" The Divorce Is Next Tuesday

What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East?

Tuesday.