What did one computer CPU say to the other after getting hit?

Ow! That megahertz!

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What did one computer CPU say to the other after getting hit?

Ow! That megahertz!

What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

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What's addicting?

The sound an erection makes when it hits a cymbal.

Who hits the ground first?

Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?