How is a man like a snowstorm?

A: You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did the premature ejaculatist say to his offended lover?

Sorry... That came out wrong.

How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moon mission?

A: He Apollo-gized.

How many men does it take to fix a women's watch?

Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!

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What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A: a $20 bill

Why am I not asleep?

he thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.

Snowstorm Jokes More Snowstorm Jokes

How do you spot Will Smith in a snowstorm?

You look for the fresh prints.

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm...?

Rated G) Look for fresh prints...