How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

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How many lonely guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he wishes it took two.

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!