Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.
She gives birth to a son.
Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
It can vary, but It's quite hilarious to watch.
NonononononononononoNONONONONONO! NONONONONONONO! NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO! (he can't.)
Because proper tea is theft.