How many girl scouts are these cookies made of?

he asks with a large smile on his face.

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What does a hippy tell you when you ask them to leave?

Namaste

What would Fred Flintstone say if you asked him which city had the Burj Khalifa, the tallest building in the world?

Abu Dhabi Dooooooo!

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What did Will Smith's toe say to his face?

I am leg end.

Why is it good to know someone who kicks ducks in the face?

Because they're always footing the bill.

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Who ate all the cookies?

5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.

Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

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Why didn't Gordon Ramsay like the Girl Scout cream pies?

He found a hair in one.

How many girl scouts are these cookies made of?

he asks with a large smile on his face.