How many Hispanics does it take to change a light bulb..?

Just Juan.

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How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb?

One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

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How many Libertarian Capitalists does it take to change a light bulb?

I ain't buyin those fancy Big-Government ones. The free market idn't ready.

How many bureaucrats does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to assure that everything possible is being done about the situation and the other one to screw it into the faucet.

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How did a Hispanic farmer propose to his girlfriend?

With arroz.

What do you call a hispanic man with a rubber toe?

ROBERTO! I'm here all week.

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Why was Juan late to the Mexican food party?

Because he had to pick up the Pace! (Pace salsa)

How many Mexicans do you need to change a Lightbulb?

Juan.