How many koalas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, given that he's koali-fied for the job.

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How many feminists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

One to screw it in and nine to write on their blogs about how enlightening the experiment was.

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

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How many Star Trek captains does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but there are FOUR LIGHTS!

How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!

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How did Bob loose his job at the sperm bank?

He was always drinking on the job

What do you say to a black guy with a job?

Keep at it, inmate!

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What kind of tea do koalas drink?

Euca-lipton

Where do Koalas love to go for a holiday?

Koala Lumpur.