Who says it's dark
OC Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite.
How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
Bacon
A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!
A: An accordion player with a pager.