There are literally Sicilians.
He touched a lot of people.
Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.
Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)
It turns out, it's not very hard at all
Enough to lower your standards, I'm moonsoutgoonsout
Give the criminals badges.
When you drink a bad coffee in Switzerland you say, "Merci!".
Pastatution.
An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...