How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

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Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

They just screw, nut, then bolt.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but you have to get them in there first.

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What do you call a grocery store for people with dementia?

Question Mart.

What do people say when Batman skips Church?

Christian Bale

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

What's the difference between a light bulb and my pregnant girlfriend?

I can unscrew a lightbulb.

How many Democrats does it take to destroy a light bulb?

A: None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers.

Alzheimer Jokes More Alzheimer Jokes

What do old people with Alzheimer's often say?

I don't remember.

What is Alzheimer's?

WHAT IS ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE?