How many Pollyanna's does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. It's too dark.

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How many Germans does it take screw in a lightbulb?

He said Nein My dads jokes are the wurst I tell you.

How many US Congressmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, please. Like they've ever changed anything that needed it.

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What's wrong with a chameleon that can't change colors?

He has a reptile dysfunction.

How many blacks does it take to change a light bulb?

5/3. The same amount as for whites.

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How many Pollyanna's does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. It's too dark.

What are a parrot's favourite literary characters?

Mr Macawber and Pollyanna!