How many scientists it takes to change a lightbulb?

None *et al.*

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Virgos don't have time to change their own lightbulbs. They're too busy changing them for everyone else.

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How many punks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Punks never changed anything.

How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

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What did the scientist say when he discovered the lowest possible temperature?

OK

Why do scientists look for things twice?

A: Because they research everything.