How do you know a girl is into you?

Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't.

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POKER FACE ... BAHAHAHA!!!

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How do you know a girl is into you?

Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't.

What Did The Jumbo Shrimp Say To The Jumbo Crab?

Looks like you've got me in a pinch."