How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: It's not a bulb it's a globe.

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How many white people does it take to replace a light bulb?

One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.

How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

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How many redditors does it take to screw in a new lightbulb?

Zero. Somebody already did it.

How many Mizzou students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Whys the lightbulb got to be white !*"

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How many guys wearing turbans does it take to change a light bulb?

Sikhs.

How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.