One vegan, I am vegan, it was me - the vegan, I was the only vegan, it was me.
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday.
Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.
Should it really be a lightbulb?
That's a missed-steak"
They are animal products.