What did the carnivore say to the vegan?

That's a missed-steak"

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Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

What's the difference between bullets and everyone ?

Everyone misses Harambe.

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What's the difference between a vegan, a crossfit instructor, and a psychological test subject?

The test subject is the only one you'd willingly ask to "tell us about yourself."

Why are vegans so salty?

To hide the fact that their food has no flavor.

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What did the carnivore say to the vegan?

That's a missed-steak"

What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak