What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak

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What's a pirate's favourite letter?

A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.

What room is missing from almost every house?

a Mushroom

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Why do girls wear perfume and makeup?

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It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

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Strap a steak to the ceiling

How did you find your steak sir?

Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!

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What did the carnivore say to the vegan?

That's a missed-steak"

What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak