How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why don't black people like pirates?

they pronounce everything with a hard "aargh"

What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

Buck Jokes More Buck Jokes

What's cheaper, Beer Nuts or Deer Nuts?

Deer Nuts. Beer Nuts are $1.49, while Deer nuts are under a Buck!

What do you say to a crazy person who's talking to themselves?

Hey, the person you're talking to said to give me a few bucks.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?

A: It's meow-sic to their ears!

What did the alien say to the gas pump ?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you !

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.

Pierce Jokes More Pierce Jokes

How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

a buck an ear

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear