How much for a drink?

The bartender replies, "For you No charge."

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Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive

Why do blondes always drink with straws?

A: Practice.

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How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."

How about an autograph mate?

Sure." He replied. So I signed a photo print of myself and gave it to him.

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What did the bartender say to the alien?

You're drunk ET, go home!"

What'll ya have?

Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.