How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

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Why is everyone smiling at me today?

checks fly* *no pants* Aaaah.

Why did the train go left?

Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it.

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I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.

I woke up exhausted!

How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

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How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century?

Two Chainz.

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

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What's the difference between the Harriet Tubman and the Red Hot Chili Peppers?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves the Red Hot Chili Peppers are slaves to the heroin!

How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.