What a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?

None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.

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What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

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What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

What be a Pirates favorite letter?

Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har

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What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals?

F.B.I.

Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

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What a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?

None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.

How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.

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What did the computer technician say to the woman about her virus infected laptop?

Ma'am, we cleaned your dirty bits and suggest getting a bigger hard drive"

What do you call a Psychic Compromise?

A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.