Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter?

It had new windows Putin

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Why does the U.S. Government hate winter?

Because everything isis

What did Jack Frost say at his climax?

Winter is coming"

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How do you know Putin's doing well this election?

He's taking over the Poles.

What does Putin say during his new years speech?

Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!

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Why did the Kremlin sacrifice 8.7 million soldiers during WWII?

They were just Stalin for time.

Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter?

It had new windows Putin