What does Putin say during his new years speech?

Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!

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What happens when you don't serve drinks at a party?

There's no punch line.

Why dont Calculus majors throw house parties?

Because you should never drink and derive.

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What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?

They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!

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What do you call the day before Christmas Eve?

Christmas Adam

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

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What is Putin's favorite Justin Timberlake song?

Cremia River

What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.