What about Take Me On?

4 hrs of arguing later "Ok we'll say both. Now let's get perms."

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)

Who let them out?

I PAID GOOD MONEY TO IMPRISON THEM

Argue Jokes More Argue Jokes

Why can't acids argue well?

All their statements are baseless.

Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

Perm Jokes More Perm Jokes

How can you tell if someone who's just had a perm is on the phone?

You get a frizzy signal!

What about Take Me On?

4 hrs of arguing later "Ok we'll say both. Now let's get perms."