Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the blind man say when he was asked what he thought about the renovation plan of his house?

I don't know.. I just don't see it.

How do you know when the hole you're digging is big enough?

When the (w)hole job's done.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why is Bon Jovi's bed always messy?

Because he thinks it doesn't matter if you make it or not

What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How do you cut the sea in half?

With a seesaw (I'll see myself out)

How do you cut pizza?

With Little Ceasar's.

Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

What cologne do engineers wear?

Elon's musk

Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

9th Jokes More 9th Jokes

How is a chronic disease unlike the 9th Doctor, but like the 10th Doctor?

It sticks around for more than 1 Season, and doesn't want to go.

What do Beethoven's 9th and a dead baby have in common?

They're both D-composed.

Slack Jokes More Slack Jokes

Why did the clothing store close?

The employees where slacking off.

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)