What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

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Why didn't the black kid play Pokemon?

He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.

Why shouldn't Mexicans play UNO?

They keep taking all the green cards

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What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

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Whats the worst animal to play cards with?

A Cheetah.

How can you get four suits for under $2.00?

Buy a deck of cards.

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Why did the lion lose at poker?

He was playing with a cheetah.

Why don't they play poker in the savanna?

because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.