What are you fishing for sonny?

Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms.

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Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

Why did the Polish government have to finally ban water-polo throughout the country?

Too many horses were drowning.

What do you call four Mexicans drowning?

Cuatro sinko

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

What is worse than a worm in a cherry?

Half of a worm in half of a cherry.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do call a fish with a Phd?

A brain sturgeon.

What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam!