What's the difference between a smart midget... What's the difference between a smart midget and a woman with a venereal disease?

Well, one's a cunning runt...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Scottish guy and Mick Jagger?

One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between a meeting and a funeral?

A funeral is a meeting where you're dead outside as well as in.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

How many women does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Only one, but with a perticular FETISH

Smart Midget Jokes More Smart Midget Jokes

What's the difference between a smart midget... What's the difference between a smart midget and a woman with a venereal disease?

Well, one's a cunning runt...

Whats the difference between a smart midget and a venereal disease?

Ones a cunning runt...

Venereal Disease Jokes More Venereal Disease Jokes

What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease?

One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running c*nt.

What's the difference between a smart midget... What's the difference between a smart midget and a woman with a venereal disease?

Well, one's a cunning runt...

Cunning Runt Jokes More Cunning Runt Jokes

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmy cannibals and the girls cross country team?

The pygmy cannibals are cunning runts.

What's the difference between a smart midget... What's the difference between a smart midget and a woman with a venereal disease?

Well, one's a cunning runt...