Whats the difference between a smart midget and a venereal disease?

Ones a cunning runt...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

What's the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will finally develop its own cultures

S Jokes More S Jokes

How can your make 7 even?

Take away the "S"

Why Does Paris Hilton Have a Chihuahua?

Cause she doesn't want a Dog thats more intelligent than her!

One Jokes More One Jokes

What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black

Why y'all checkin' me?

Ur the ones with a pot leaf on your flag!!"

Smart Midget Jokes More Smart Midget Jokes

What's the difference between a smart midget... What's the difference between a smart midget and a woman with a venereal disease?

Well, one's a cunning runt...

Whats the difference between a smart midget and a venereal disease?

Ones a cunning runt...

Venereal Disease Jokes More Venereal Disease Jokes

What's the difference between a smart midget... What's the difference between a smart midget and a woman with a venereal disease?

Well, one's a cunning runt...

What kind of venereal disease does a Stormtrooper get?

An AT-STD.

Cunning Runt Jokes More Cunning Runt Jokes

What is the difference between a pack of pygmies and a girls track team?

The pack of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.

What's the difference between an all girls soccer team and a tribe of pygmies?

One is a bunch of cunning runts.