What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

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Why would I play something I have no chance of winning?

I replied.

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

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What should we call our band?

Ponies! -Dude, we're a heavy metal band. -Satanic ponies!

What are the 5 best Vegetables of all time?

tink about it. Gai lan, gai lan... gai lan, gai lan, and gai lan. (thanks to Chapelle show skit((making the band)))

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How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

Why don't casinos in Las Vegas hire girls from California?

Because they, like, can't even deal.

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How is the elevator business?

Oh, it has its up and downs...

How did the hail stone describe it's life?

It really has a lot of ups and downs

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Where should we look to stem global overpopulation?

The youth in Asia.....

What's the heaviest soup in Asia?

Wonton soup!

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Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

What do all rioters have in common?

Youth

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What do you call the system of honour of French horses?

Chevalry

How fast can you hack into the system!?

20-25 minutes." "You've got 10 minutes!" "Okay, well then I can't." - real life spy dialogues